With all things, and ending is inevatable. This will be the second last entry into Dumbfoundedone’s blog.

Having been almost a month since my last entry, my interest in this blog has been diminished to the point that I no longer want to continue.

I will be starting a new blog soon, and my next entry here will be the new address.

Thank you for the 12,000+ hits.

Matt (A.K.A. Dumbfoundedone)

I would write more right now, but I have tears streaming down my face and have stomach pains. It’s only my 20th time watching it, but Jackass Number Two is one of the FUNNIEST movies I have ever seen.

As well as Mudhoney (with my buddy Mark), I will be attending the Metal Masters tour, featuring Testament, Heaven And Hell, Motorhead and Judas Priest.

This summer is going to fucking rock!

“Experts say the slow digestive system of cows makes them a key producer of methane, a potent greenhouse gas that gets far less public attention than carbon dioxide.

In a bid to understand the impact of the wind produced by cows on global warming, scientists collected gas from their stomachs in plastic tanks attached to their backs.

The Argentine researchers discovered methane from cows accounts for more than 30 per cent of the country’s total greenhouse emissions…

Scientists are now carrying out trials of new diets designed to improve cows’s digestion and hopefully reduce global warming. Silvia Valtorta, of the National Council of Scientific and Technical Investigations, said that by feeding cows clover and alfalfa instead of grain “you can reduce methane emissions by 25 percent”.

I know some of you are more responsible than others, but for all that have looked in…. thank you

V

Tonight was great! Caught in the rain on a patio! Running into my friend Dave. Wearing a garbage bag as a shirt! And when i get home, I realize my cat loves and leaves her partner (see picture).

I was just walking home from dinner and there was a drunk guy on the corner of my major intersections. He kinda’ looked like Dog The Bounty Hunter. He was swaying around, trying to hail a cab. The first cab he tries to hail turns him down. His response? “Fuck you. I don’t have any money anyway!”. Second cab he tries to hail? Turns him down. His response? “Fuck you, you ___ with your lights on!”. It was racial.

I had gone in to a store to buy cigs, and by the time I came out, he was gone.

As sad as it is, there was humor in it. Trust me, I’ve done some funny shit while drunk. It is sad, yet I admit it’s funny.

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“Oh liver!”

“Don’t you know I have a leg?”

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Paul McCartney has announced he’ll play a free concert on the Plains of Abraham in Quebec City on July 20 to mark the city’s 400th birthday.

The former Beatle used Canada Day to make the announcement in a video message taped in London:

“Hello everybody in Canada. Hi, how are you doing? Paul McCartney here, and I would like to announce that I am doing a gig — a big gig — in Quebec City on the 20th of July…. We’re coming to Quebec for the first time. We’re going to have a great time! And I would love to see you there.”

It will mark McCartney’s only North American concert date this year, his first concert in Canada since 2005 and his first performance ever in Quebec City.

Just a few weeks ago, the 66-year-old performer played a free concert in Ukraine for a crowd of 300,000 in Kyiv’s main square.

Officials in Quebec City have been keen to drum up tourism this year, and McCartney is the big headliner they had been hoping for.

“Paul McCartney is more than a celebrity. He’s a legend, a reference, a musical and cultural icon,” organizer Daniel Gelinas told the Montreal Gazette.

“His presence here will draw the attention of the entire world.”

Check this out.

I love Kimmel’s comment “Why God invented television”.

I, personally, am getting tired of the bullshit “humor” surrounding a “black man” being President of the United States Of America. For all you “humorists” out there commenting on Mr. Obama.

Shut the fuck up!

Oh…. and I am Canadian.

I feel for him (well, not the violent acts he perpetrates). Is it me, or does he get tased at the end?

Found on Flickr, by a friend on mine.

Yawn!

Originally uploaded by Dumbfoundedone

Apparently, this picture is a new hit on Flickr.com. It’s of Dory, our 2 1/2 year old fat cat (that we watch her weight), and comments are flowing in.

By the way… it is presented “as is”. No editing took place here. I only have a “point and shoot”. I just keep clicking, and clicking, and clicking…..

My favorite Torrent site is back up. Click picture for link.

I can hardly type…. this is too funny. I swear, I have tears in my eyes right now….

I was at work today and some woman was talking to me about all natural beef and shit like that. She was as interesting as lint. I found myself zoning out and thinking of other things. This is when I came up with a humorous task. Before the end of the year, I will do the following. When I go to a crowded restaurant and have to give my name so that they have to call me when a table is available, I will do this. I will give the name “Havinga”. That way, when they call me, they will announce “Havinga party of 4… Havinga party of 4″. Get it? Get it? A ha ha ha ha!

BTW… I typed “party” into Google and I came up with this picture. I am still laughing.

“Teacher lets Morningside students vote out classmate, 5Melissa Barton said she is considering legal action after her son’s kindergarten teacher led his classmates to vote him out of class. After each classmate was allowed to say what they didn’t like about Barton’s 5-year-old son, Alex, his Morningside Elementary teacher Wendy Portillo said they were going to take a vote, Barton said.

By a 14 to 2 margin, the students voted Alex — who is in the process of being diagnosed with autism — out of the class.”

Please click here to see the original post. Oh… and if you’re interested, the teacher’s e-mail is located in comment #4

Uhh… I can’t even imagine how this works.

The thing is… at the bottom, it gives inflation instructions. (sorry for the quality)

It’s blurry, so let me tell you what it says.

Thunder Stix

To inflate

Hold plastic open

With thumbs and fingers

Blow in here until firm

I just thought it was funny