Dumbfounded One

Trying to understand it all.

I’m (watching) Jackass!

I would write more right now, but I have tears streaming down my face and have stomach pains. It’s only my 20th time watching it, but Jackass Number Two is one of the FUNNIEST movies I have ever seen.

July 18, 2008 Posted by | Funny | , , , , , | Leave a comment

I am so going to hell….

I find this really funny.

July 14, 2008 Posted by | Funny | , | Leave a comment

Funniest shit I have seen all day.

I was just walking home from dinner and there was a drunk guy on the corner of my major intersections. He kinda’ looked like Dog The Bounty Hunter. He was swaying around, trying to hail a cab. The first cab he tries to hail turns him down. His response? “Fuck you. I don’t have any money anyway!”. Second cab he tries to hail? Turns him down. His response? “Fuck you, you ___ with your lights on!”. It was racial.

I had gone in to a store to buy cigs, and by the time I came out, he was gone.

As sad as it is, there was humor in it. Trust me, I’ve done some funny shit while drunk. It is sad, yet I admit it’s funny.

July 5, 2008 Posted by | Funny | , , , , | Leave a comment

OMG!

I have nothing to say here. I am speechless. Yes….. ME…. I’m speechless.

June 18, 2008 Posted by | Funny | , , | Leave a comment

Funny, funny, funny…

It’s amazing what people do when faced with an unnatural situation. I will say though. Dancing guy gets it! The kid at the end is me at 12 years old.

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June 9, 2008 Posted by | Funny | , | Leave a comment

Baby Born With No Brain – CollegeHumor video

Edit: I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes now, and I can hardly breathe. Repeated, this is some funny shit.

I can hardly type…. this is too funny. I swear, I have tears in my eyes right now….

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May 30, 2008 Posted by | Funny | Leave a comment

Superhero Fashion Emergency – CollegeHumor video

I can’t stop laughing.

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May 30, 2008 Posted by | Funny | Leave a comment

Party! I’m havinga!

I was at work today and some woman was talking to me about all natural beef and shit like that. She was as interesting as lint. I found myself zoning out and thinking of other things. This is when I came up with a humorous task. Before the end of the year, I will do the following. When I go to a crowded restaurant and have to give my name so that they have to call me when a table is available, I will do this. I will give the name “Havinga”. That way, when they call me, they will announce “Havinga party of 4… Havinga party of 4”. Get it? Get it? A ha ha ha ha!

BTW… I typed “party” into Google and I came up with this picture. I am still laughing.

May 30, 2008 Posted by | Funny | , , | Leave a comment

Blow until firm

I went to the Toronto Marlies game with my buddies Drew and Chris this past Wednesday. They’re in the playoffs, so they want fan support and a lot of noise. Therefore, they gave out these “Thunder Sticks” to bang together. Picture here.

The thing is… at the bottom, it gives inflation instructions. (sorry for the quality)

It’s blurry, so let me tell you what it says.

Thunder Stix

To inflate

Hold plastic open

With thumbs and fingers

Blow in here until firm

I just thought it was funny

May 23, 2008 Posted by | Funny | , , , | Leave a comment

Whoa… a lot of pictures.

First…

Patti and Drew watching hockey. My God! 4 games in 6 hours!

Next…

My Mom and Patti. Blurry,but ok.

Angelina with Patti`s glasses on.

May 20, 2008 Posted by | Celebrity, Funny, Hockey | , , , , , | Leave a comment

May the 4th be with you.

May 4, 2008 Posted by | Funny | , | Leave a comment

Picture of the day

May 1, 2008 Posted by | Funny, Microsoft | , , , , | Leave a comment

Funniest thing I have seen tonight….

My wife, flying towards me, hit her shoulder on our record shelf, chasing the cat, and a Gino’s Pizza box heading towards me, yelling “I’m ok”. I can hardly type.

April 30, 2008 Posted by | Funny | Leave a comment

Mama Jams with Jenna Elfman

Dharma smacks her bitches up…. Fo’ Sho’

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March 27, 2008 Posted by | Funny | Leave a comment

Worst commercial ever!

This reminds me of Tex and Edna Boil of SCTV fame.

March 13, 2008 Posted by | Funny, Viral Videos, youtube | , , , | Leave a comment

Improv Everywhere

There’s a group in the U.S. (New York) called Improve Everywhere. As their site states, “Improv Everywhere causes scenes of chaos and joy in public places. Created in August of 2001 by Charlie Todd, Improv Everywhere has executed over 70 missions involving thousands of undercover agents.”

This is one of their “missions” entitled “suicide jumper”.

March 11, 2008 Posted by | Funny, Viral Videos | , , | Leave a comment

German Midget Laughing At A Camel

This is the WEIRDEST shit I have ever run across on the video sites. A german little person (sorry for using “midget” in the title, I just figured it would get more hits), laughing at a camel. Way too odd.

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February 24, 2008 Posted by | Funny | Leave a comment

and people wonder why I use MS Vista

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February 7, 2008 Posted by | Funny | , | Leave a comment

Afroninja

Ok, it took me a while to find this again, but here it is in all it’s glory.

AFRONINJA!

It seems that this guy was on an audition for some sort of roll (be it movie or TV)… this is what happened.

January 31, 2008 Posted by | Funny | , | Leave a comment

Japanese game shows

No idea why I find Japanese game shows so funny. Wait, yes I do… here’s a reason why.

If you look, some of the guys are in the same video posted a few days ago in the library.

January 31, 2008 Posted by | Funny | , , | Leave a comment

i just cried on my couch watching this on tv

It’s really sad (depending on how you look at it).

January 25, 2008 Posted by | Funny | , , , | Leave a comment

i want in

Ok, this is fucking hilarious.

Let me set this up.

6 guys on a Japanese TV show. They’re playing a game in which you flip cards to see who will have to suffer the task. The funny thing is, they’re in a library and can’t make noise. The “slapping machine” had me laughing so hard, I thought I would puke.

January 24, 2008 Posted by | Funny | , , , | Leave a comment

i’m going to hell for posting this…

Please forgive me.

January 17, 2008 Posted by | Funny | | Leave a comment

are you fucking kidding me??

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Click on article to read

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January 15, 2008 Posted by | Funny | Leave a comment

I suck

Ok, I was going to try and post my bookmarks on here (not “favorites” you Internet Explorer loving douche bags…. I use Firefox), but I can’t figure out how to do it. Well, I guess I could, but I don’t want to take 2 hours on it.

So… instead, I will post this.

If you don’t atleast smile, you are less than human.

January 7, 2008 Posted by | Funny | , , , , | Leave a comment

no idea why i am laughing so hard.

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December 11, 2007 Posted by | Funny | , , | Leave a comment

Spiders On Drugs

This is your brain…

November 26, 2007 Posted by | Funny | , | Leave a comment

Korman and Conway… via request.

It’s late, I’ve had some drinks and this is funnier than shit!

November 25, 2007 Posted by | Funny | Leave a comment