Dumbfounded One

Trying to understand it all.

Anatomy of a shave

First picture…. me, tired and unshaven

Next… the initial trimming.

Ready for the shave.

Apres shave. The result. Ouch.


May 23, 2008 Posted by | dumbfoundedone | , | 1 Comment

Japanese transit…

I thought the Toronto transit system was bad.

May 22, 2008 Posted by | Weird | , , , | 1 Comment

Whoa… a lot of pictures.


Patti and Drew watching hockey. My God! 4 games in 6 hours!


My Mom and Patti. Blurry,but ok.

Angelina with Patti`s glasses on.

May 20, 2008 Posted by | Celebrity, Funny, Hockey | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Holy shit!

I had 274 hits yesterday. The most I have had on any given day, by far! It has put me above 6000 hits and I am so grateful.  As a “thank you” I will now post my favorite picture of all time.

Yes, I truly LOVE this picture.

As a side note, here’s my new coffee table that took me 1 1/2 hours to put together last night.

Ignore my cat (Dory) licking her genitals in the background.

Hey! Do you know why cat’s lick their genitals? BECAUSE THEY CAN!

As a side, side note. I FINALLY got the album I have been looking for for years. And here it is…

May 17, 2008 Posted by | dumbfoundedone | , , , , | 2 Comments

I’m still here.

It’s been a while since I have posted, and tomorrow will be the next installment of my blog. As to right now, I will leave you with this thought.

Why did Kamikazes wear helmets?

May 15, 2008 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Take out Gene….

Take out Gene… what a great looking family!

May 6, 2008 Posted by | Music | , , , , | Leave a comment

Damn you, Karma and Led Zeppelin…

As everyone knows, Dumbfoundedone isn’t afraid to download the occasional bootleg and whatnot from the Internet. I recently downloaded the December 2007 Led Zeppelin show at the O2 stadium and loved watching it. The only thing is, I can’t delete it off my computer. I have 9 gigs of Zep that I can’t get rid of!

Karma is a bitch… and my name is Dumbfoundedone.

*** By the way… thanks for my 5000th hit

May 5, 2008 Posted by | Music | , , , , | 1 Comment

May the 4th be with you.

May 4, 2008 Posted by | Funny | , | Leave a comment

Picture of the day…

May 4, 2008 Posted by | picture of the day | | Leave a comment

My Penguins lose… for once.

Ok… So, the Pittsburgh Penguins lost their first game of the playoffs tonight. Have no fear. They will win The Cup for me. The reason? I predicted them to do so BEFORE the season started. Crosby, Malkin, Malone, Roberts, Hossa and Fleury will make it so. Mark my words

May 1, 2008 Posted by | Hockey | , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Picture of the day

May 1, 2008 Posted by | Funny, Microsoft | , , , , | Leave a comment

Funniest thing I have seen tonight….

My wife, flying towards me, hit her shoulder on our record shelf, chasing the cat, and a Gino’s Pizza box heading towards me, yelling “I’m ok”. I can hardly type.

April 30, 2008 Posted by | Funny | Leave a comment

Bands I wish I sucked as good as they do.

Ok, this is a new “subject posting”. As a semi musician, I admire many bands. Laugh as you might, but I like bands like Foo Fighters, The Who, Pink Floyd, Stan Getz, R.E.M., Tears For Fears, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, Nirvana and even bands like Belle and Sabstien, Badly Drawn Boy, Modest Mouse and Peter, Bjork and John. Yet, there are bands that I think SUCK ASS. This new topic will point out such bands. There’s a twist though. Even though I think these bands suck, I think they are great as musicians. Hence the title “Bands I wish I sucked as good as they do”. First up…


Canadian band that sucks. OK, except for “Spirit Of Radio” and “Tom Sawyer”. I’ll give them those two. Their songs irritate me beyond belief, yet I think as musicians, I think they rock. Even though I think Geddy Lee’s balls are being nibbled on by piranhas while singing, the dude has skillz. Also, he’s a great bassist. Alex Lifeson and Neil Peart also rock their instruments as if Bill and Ted were channeling them personally. So, why do I detest them as such? No idea. Maybe by the end of my/these specific postings, I’ll be able to explain.


***Next up: The Rolling Stones

April 26, 2008 Posted by | Bands I wish I sucked as good as they do | , , , , , , | 3 Comments


Humming along to “I’m coming up” by Puff Daddy and Mase today, I got to wondering. If James Hatfield from Metallica was in his car and the song “All that she wants” from Ace Of Base came on, would he sing along with it?

Hmm, makes you wonder.

April 25, 2008 Posted by | makes you think | , , , , , , | Leave a comment


I found out tonight that a “story” from my grandmother (Kathleen O’Sullivan brn: 1900) might actually be true. Apparently she was the model for the Princess Gates for the CNE Toronto. For the 18 years I knew her, she may not have been talking shit after all. Way to go, Gramma!

April 23, 2008 Posted by | Family | , , , | Leave a comment

MySpace, the anti-christ!

Please only watch this if you know about the 8 girls that lured another girl to a house to beat her senseless, only to put it on YouTube as a trophy piece.

Let me put it this way. If someone is old enough to drive and fight in the army, they should be persecuted as adults.

April 22, 2008 Posted by | Stupidity | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Goodbye Sarah

Goodbye Sarah

Originally uploaded by Dumbfoundedone

Sarah, please take care. Patti and I will miss you. Enjoy the Cayman’s, and please say hello to Chris.

April 20, 2008 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Most Ridiculous Hockey Fight Ever

This is fucking intense!

April 20, 2008 Posted by | Hockey | , | Leave a comment

Crotch Grabber

Crotch Grabber

Originally uploaded by Dumbfoundedone

Self explanatory…

April 19, 2008 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Posting the Pogues

I’m listening to “Dirty Old Town” by the Pogues, so I thought I would post a picture of Shane MacGowan. The ears!

And here it is.

April 19, 2008 Posted by | Music | , , | 10 Comments

What is, is what is…

Ok… here’s a picture I took a couple of weeks ago. Would you pay to have this in your livingroom? Picture it up on your wall at about 2′ by 3′.

April 17, 2008 Posted by | picture of the day | , , | Leave a comment

Picture Of The Week

Bi Level

Originally uploaded by Dumbfoundedone

Union Station – Toronto, Ontario
April 8th, 2008 5:46pm

April 12, 2008 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Recording tracks… calling all musicians.

Hello all.

It’s time for another “Dumbfoundedone idea that probably won’t pan out to anything” moment.

I have always wanted to record a song, with a full band, using the Internet. Meaning… each instrument is recorded in the warmth of everyone’s own home, separately, then e-mailed (or something) to the producer that will put all tracks together to form the song. Ultimately, an original song would be ideal, but seeing as this is a new idea, maybe a cover song (I’m partial to Pink Floyd’sFearless” right now) would be best to at least start things off with.

Any takers? I know a few of the regular DFO readers are musicians (that I know personally) so please let me know! Even Mr. or Mrs. Joe or Jane Doe in Australia or South Korea are welcome to brainstorm this with me. Any help is appreciated.

AND PLEASE NOTE!!! Even the most basically trained (read: 3 chords) people are welcome to participate.


April 12, 2008 Posted by | Music | , , , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

World’s only full-bearded woman!

Ok, so there’s all this hype about the so-called “pregnant man”. Let me quote “The Business Of Television” web-site.

After an appearance on Oprah Winfrey’s show “Oprah”.

“Beattie, 34, grew up female but transitioned to life as a man 10 years ago. While Beattie did have testosterone treatments and breast-removal surgery, he kept his reproductive organs intact because, he told Winfrey, he “always wanted a child.”

Guess what people… I took a birth control pill today, and I am now the only full-bearded woman in the world!

This reminds me of the “poor man’s circus” I went to as a child. It included “the world’s tallest midget” and the “fattest anorexic woman”.

Give me a break.

April 9, 2008 Posted by | Stupidity | , , , , | 1 Comment

Dumbfoundedone… circa 1983

Meat is murder....... tasty, tasty murder!

Recently, I sent a link to a few good friends of mine that I had WAYYYYYYYY back in grade 9. It was a link to a video showing the disrepair of my old high-school, North Toronto Collegiate Institute (see video here). One buddy in particular had a classic response. Here, in whole, are the e-mail’s that went back and forth between H.S. and I.

DFO – “Hey guys, here’s a video to go with my pictures. Cathy nailed the state of disrepair.

H.S. – ” Hey Matt, Thanks for the link. I don’t remember quite so much paint-over-grafitti on the lockers back in our day! I wonder if part of the ‘smell’ of high school Catherine speaks of is part of the Biology experiment you ran in Grade 9 (remember the orange you left in one of the empty lab counters in September that we checked on at the end of that year?! That was some funky mold growing!).
At the end of the video, when she started singing the school song, it instantly transported me back to Red and Grey days! Scary that I still remember part of the song! H.S.”

DFO- “Hey H.S., Would you mind if I took selected quotes from your last message and posted them on my blog? I had COMPLETELY forgotten about that damn orange. Don’t forget my roast beef sandwich in my locker in grade 8. Shriveled up and turned into jerky.”

H.S.- “Hey Matt, You’re welcome for the reminder! That was some pretty special fuzz growing in that cupboard!! Not only do I remember the roast beef jerky sandwich but I remember you filling an entire green garbage can emptying out your locker at the end of the year! H.S.”

This, people, is me. Not much has changed. I’m still the wild and crazy guy I was back when I was 13. Thanks Huggo…. I needed to be reminded.

Dumbfoundedone… also known as Matt

April 5, 2008 Posted by | dumbfoundedone | , , | Leave a comment

Bitchin’ rad layout!

Check it out, y’all! My new digs. This is the layout I have wanted for a while, and this is how it will stay.
The response to my last post was overwhelming, and I hope to bring new and exciting articles and whatnot more frequently as I try to bring this site into what it was created for. Information.
The picture above is from the original Planet Of The Apes. I have no idea why I chose it to head the re-vamp, but I did, and it’s staying that way.
I just wanted to say thank you for allowing me to make it to 4000 hits here. I started this as a replacement for my leaving Facebook, but I have found that i enjoy this WAY more than anything Facebook ever offered me.
I’ll be back tomorrow with something new and exciting for you all to mentally digest, and verbally shit back out.
Take care, peeps!

April 2, 2008 Posted by | 4000 hits | , | Leave a comment

Fitna – You tell me


“THE HAGUE (AFP) – An Internet site said Saturday it had removed anti-Islam film “Fitna” by far-right Dutch MP Geert Wilders after receiving threats to its staff amid protests by Muslim nations and the UN chief. The Britain-based Liveleak.com said it pulled down the video, which can still be seen on other websites, including youtube.com. The film was posted to the Internet on Thursday. “Following threats to our staff of a very serious nature, and some ill informed reports from certain corners of the British media that could directly lead to the harm of some of our staff, Liveleak.com has been left with no other choice but to remove ‘Fitna’ from our servers,” the site said in a statement. “Fitna” features violent imagery of terror attacks in New York and Madrid intertwined with Koranic texts.

In an interview with AFP on Friday, Wilders rejected responsibility for any retaliation against Dutch nationals or interests abroad. “I hope it doesn’t happen but even if it does the people who commit such acts are responsible, not me,” he said, pointing to a quiet first night in the Netherlands. Fearing a repeat of violent clashes that followed the publication in 2005 of cartoons depicting the Prophet Mohammed in Danish newspapers, the Dutch government has distanced itself from Wilders’ film and Islamic leaders there have called for calm. UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon on Friday joined Muslim nations in expressing outrage over the film. Ban called Wilders’ film offensive while Iran and Bangladesh warned it could have grave consequences and Pakistan protested to the Dutch ambassador.”

Pulled video……. (a thank you)

Fitna…. the video….

Two Parts (I’m posting the English version, as opposed to the Dutch version)

Keep in mind, even though I have my own opinions on this subject, I am not passing judgment on a people as a whole. Just as I don’t believe that all Americans are represented by George Bush Jr.

March 29, 2008 Posted by | religion | , , , | 7 Comments


I have to say. I am happier than a pig in shit right now.
I’m in bed listening to Pink Floyd, writing this on my itouch. Man, you have to love technology.

March 28, 2008 Posted by | heaven | , | Leave a comment

Mama Jams with Jenna Elfman

Dharma smacks her bitches up…. Fo’ Sho’

Vodpod videos no longer available. posted with vodpod

March 27, 2008 Posted by | Funny | Leave a comment

Picture of The Week

Old City Hall – Toronto

Originally uploaded by Dumbfoundedone

Old City Hall – Toronto

No re-touch

March 24, 2008 Posted by | picture of the week | Leave a comment

You are now getting sleepy…


“Italian police have issued CCTV pictures of a man who appears to hypnotise a supermarket cashier before stealing money from her till.

According to reports from the Italian news agency, Ansa, the man asked the cashier to change a 100 euro note and as soon as the till was opened he proceeded to hypnotise her into handing over money…

When the cashier came to count the till money at the end of her shift, £600 was missing.

“It was very strange,” she said.”

March 24, 2008 Posted by | Stupidity | , , , | Leave a comment