Dumbfounded One

Trying to understand it all.

Baby Born With No Brain – CollegeHumor video

Edit: I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes now, and I can hardly breathe. Repeated, this is some funny shit.

I can hardly type…. this is too funny. I swear, I have tears in my eyes right now….

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May 30, 2008 Posted by | Funny | Leave a comment

Monkey Blowjob – CollegeHumor video

I can NOT believe I’m posting this. It was the look on the male’s face that made me do it.

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May 30, 2008 Posted by | Uncategorized | 1 Comment

Superhero Fashion Emergency – CollegeHumor video

I can’t stop laughing.

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May 30, 2008 Posted by | Funny | Leave a comment

Party! I’m havinga!

I was at work today and some woman was talking to me about all natural beef and shit like that. She was as interesting as lint. I found myself zoning out and thinking of other things. This is when I came up with a humorous task. Before the end of the year, I will do the following. When I go to a crowded restaurant and have to give my name so that they have to call me when a table is available, I will do this. I will give the name “Havinga”. That way, when they call me, they will announce “Havinga party of 4… Havinga party of 4”. Get it? Get it? A ha ha ha ha!

BTW… I typed “party” into Google and I came up with this picture. I am still laughing.

May 30, 2008 Posted by | Funny | , , | Leave a comment

Florida Teacher & Students Vote Kid Out Of Class — He’s 5 Yrs Old

Originally posted at Dvorak.org

“Teacher lets Morningside students vote out classmate, 5Melissa Barton said she is considering legal action after her son’s kindergarten teacher led his classmates to vote him out of class.

After each classmate was allowed to say what they didn’t like about Barton’s 5-year-old son, Alex, his Morningside Elementary teacher Wendy Portillo said they were going to take a vote, Barton said.

By a 14 to 2 margin, the students voted Alex — who is in the process of being diagnosed with autism — out of the class.”

Please click here to see the original post. Oh… and if you’re interested, the teacher’s e-mail is located in comment #4

May 26, 2008 Posted by | Stupidity | | 1 Comment

Garbage night…

Mrs. Dumbfoundedone found humor in my “garbage night attire”. I don’t see what’s so funny. Heh, then again, I have been sick for a week.

May 26, 2008 Posted by | dumbfoundedone | , , , | Leave a comment

picture of the day

Uhh… I can’t even imagine how this works.

May 25, 2008 Posted by | picture of the day | | Leave a comment

Blow until firm

I went to the Toronto Marlies game with my buddies Drew and Chris this past Wednesday. They’re in the playoffs, so they want fan support and a lot of noise. Therefore, they gave out these “Thunder Sticks” to bang together. Picture here.

The thing is… at the bottom, it gives inflation instructions. (sorry for the quality)

It’s blurry, so let me tell you what it says.

Thunder Stix

To inflate

Hold plastic open

With thumbs and fingers

Blow in here until firm

I just thought it was funny

May 23, 2008 Posted by | Funny | , , , | Leave a comment

Anatomy of a shave

First picture…. me, tired and unshaven

Next… the initial trimming.

Ready for the shave.

Apres shave. The result. Ouch.

May 23, 2008 Posted by | dumbfoundedone | , | 1 Comment

Japanese transit…

I thought the Toronto transit system was bad.

May 22, 2008 Posted by | Weird | , , , | 1 Comment

Whoa… a lot of pictures.

First…

Patti and Drew watching hockey. My God! 4 games in 6 hours!

Next…

My Mom and Patti. Blurry,but ok.

Angelina with Patti`s glasses on.

May 20, 2008 Posted by | Celebrity, Funny, Hockey | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Holy shit!

I had 274 hits yesterday. The most I have had on any given day, by far! It has put me above 6000 hits and I am so grateful.  As a “thank you” I will now post my favorite picture of all time.

Yes, I truly LOVE this picture.

As a side note, here’s my new coffee table that took me 1 1/2 hours to put together last night.

Ignore my cat (Dory) licking her genitals in the background.

Hey! Do you know why cat’s lick their genitals? BECAUSE THEY CAN!

As a side, side note. I FINALLY got the album I have been looking for for years. And here it is…

May 17, 2008 Posted by | dumbfoundedone | , , , , | 2 Comments

I’m still here.

It’s been a while since I have posted, and tomorrow will be the next installment of my blog. As to right now, I will leave you with this thought.

Why did Kamikazes wear helmets?

May 15, 2008 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Take out Gene….

Take out Gene… what a great looking family!

May 6, 2008 Posted by | Music | , , , , | Leave a comment

Damn you, Karma and Led Zeppelin…

As everyone knows, Dumbfoundedone isn’t afraid to download the occasional bootleg and whatnot from the Internet. I recently downloaded the December 2007 Led Zeppelin show at the O2 stadium and loved watching it. The only thing is, I can’t delete it off my computer. I have 9 gigs of Zep that I can’t get rid of!

Karma is a bitch… and my name is Dumbfoundedone.

*** By the way… thanks for my 5000th hit

May 5, 2008 Posted by | Music | , , , , | 1 Comment

May the 4th be with you.

May 4, 2008 Posted by | Funny | , | Leave a comment

Picture of the day…

May 4, 2008 Posted by | picture of the day | | Leave a comment

My Penguins lose… for once.

Ok… So, the Pittsburgh Penguins lost their first game of the playoffs tonight. Have no fear. They will win The Cup for me. The reason? I predicted them to do so BEFORE the season started. Crosby, Malkin, Malone, Roberts, Hossa and Fleury will make it so. Mark my words

May 1, 2008 Posted by | Hockey | , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Picture of the day

May 1, 2008 Posted by | Funny, Microsoft | , , , , | Leave a comment