Dumbfounded One

Trying to understand it all.



January 8, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Everything Must Come To An End

With all things, and ending is inevatable. This will be the second last entry into Dumbfoundedone’s blog.

Having been almost a month since my last entry, my interest in this blog has been diminished to the point that I no longer want to continue.

I will be starting a new blog soon, and my next entry here will be the new address.

Thank you for the 12,000+ hits.

Matt (A.K.A. Dumbfoundedone)

August 14, 2008 Posted by | The End | | 3 Comments

I’m (watching) Jackass!

I would write more right now, but I have tears streaming down my face and have stomach pains. It’s only my 20th time watching it, but Jackass Number Two is one of the FUNNIEST movies I have ever seen.

July 18, 2008 Posted by | Funny | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Touch me I’m sick!!!

As well as Mudhoney (with my buddy Mark), I will be attending the Metal Masters tour, featuring Testament, Heaven And Hell, Motorhead and Judas Priest.

This summer is going to fucking rock!

July 17, 2008 Posted by | Music | , , , , , | Leave a comment

I am so going to hell….

I find this really funny.

July 14, 2008 Posted by | Funny | , | Leave a comment

Cow farts collected in plastic backpacks for global warming study

“Experts say the slow digestive system of cows makes them a key producer of methane, a potent greenhouse gas that gets far less public attention than carbon dioxide.

In a bid to understand the impact of the wind produced by cows on global warming, scientists collected gas from their stomachs in plastic tanks attached to their backs.

The Argentine researchers discovered methane from cows accounts for more than 30 per cent of the country’s total greenhouse emissions…

Scientists are now carrying out trials of new diets designed to improve cows’s digestion and hopefully reduce global warming. Silvia Valtorta, of the National Council of Scientific and Technical Investigations, said that by feeding cows clover and alfalfa instead of grain “you can reduce methane emissions by 25 percent”.

July 10, 2008 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , | Leave a comment

10,000 hits

Thank you.

I know some of you are more responsible than others, but for all that have looked in…. thank you


July 8, 2008 Posted by | thank you | , | Leave a comment

Thank you…

Thank you…

Originally uploaded by Dumbfoundedone

Tonight was great! Caught in the rain on a patio! Running into my friend Dave. Wearing a garbage bag as a shirt! And when i get home, I realize my cat loves and leaves her partner (see picture).

July 8, 2008 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Funniest shit I have seen all day.

I was just walking home from dinner and there was a drunk guy on the corner of my major intersections. He kinda’ looked like Dog The Bounty Hunter. He was swaying around, trying to hail a cab. The first cab he tries to hail turns him down. His response? “Fuck you. I don’t have any money anyway!”. Second cab he tries to hail? Turns him down. His response? “Fuck you, you ___ with your lights on!”. It was racial.

I had gone in to a store to buy cigs, and by the time I came out, he was gone.

As sad as it is, there was humor in it. Trust me, I’ve done some funny shit while drunk. It is sad, yet I admit it’s funny.

July 5, 2008 Posted by | Funny | , , , , | Leave a comment

Joe Cocker… Birthday greetings

This is almost as funny as this guy.

“Oh liver!”

“Don’t you know I have a leg?”

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!

July 2, 2008 Posted by | Music | , , , | Leave a comment

Sir Paul to play the Plains of Abraham

Paul McCartney has announced he’ll play a free concert on the Plains of Abraham in Quebec City on July 20 to mark the city’s 400th birthday.

The former Beatle used Canada Day to make the announcement in a video message taped in London:

“Hello everybody in Canada. Hi, how are you doing? Paul McCartney here, and I would like to announce that I am doing a gig — a big gig — in Quebec City on the 20th of July…. We’re coming to Quebec for the first time. We’re going to have a great time! And I would love to see you there.”

It will mark McCartney’s only North American concert date this year, his first concert in Canada since 2005 and his first performance ever in Quebec City.

Just a few weeks ago, the 66-year-old performer played a free concert in Ukraine for a crowd of 300,000 in Kyiv’s main square.

Officials in Quebec City have been keen to drum up tourism this year, and McCartney is the big headliner they had been hoping for.

“Paul McCartney is more than a celebrity. He’s a legend, a reference, a musical and cultural icon,” organizer Daniel Gelinas told the Montreal Gazette.

“His presence here will draw the attention of the entire world.”

July 1, 2008 Posted by | Music | , , , | Leave a comment

Video of the week.

June 30, 2008 Posted by | Viral Videos | , , , , | Leave a comment

Olde School Breakdancing… Commie Style

When the U.S. were spending millions trying to come up with a pen that would write in zero gravity, the Soviets were using pencils for 20 cents. Who really won the space race?

Check this out.

June 18, 2008 Posted by | Music | , , , | Leave a comment


I have nothing to say here. I am speechless. Yes….. ME…. I’m speechless.

June 18, 2008 Posted by | Funny | , , | Leave a comment

picture of the day

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Kiss cover band… MINIKISS!

Ok, don’t ask how I got to this, but I found a video on YouTube by a “little person” cover band of the band Kiss. This was their appearence on Jimmy Kimmel Live.

I love Kimmel’s comment “Why God invented television”.

June 17, 2008 Posted by | Music | , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Will Farrell and Dave Grohl. “Leather and Lace” duet.

Don Henley and Stevie Nicks song “Leather and Lace”. By Will Farrell and Dave Grohl.

June 17, 2008 Posted by | Music | , , , , | Leave a comment

I’m tired of this shit.

I, personally, am getting tired of the bullshit “humor” surrounding a “black man” being President of the United States Of America. For all you “humorists” out there commenting on Mr. Obama.

Shut the fuck up!

Oh…. and I am Canadian.

June 11, 2008 Posted by | politics | , , , , , , , , , , | 43 Comments

Funny, funny, funny…

It’s amazing what people do when faced with an unnatural situation. I will say though. Dancing guy gets it! The kid at the end is me at 12 years old.

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June 9, 2008 Posted by | Funny | , | Leave a comment

Ever have a bad day at work?

I know I do. Actually, I’m THIS close to losing it, like this guy, at work these days.

I feel for him (well, not the violent acts he perpetrates). Is it me, or does he get tased at the end?

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June 6, 2008 Posted by | Work | Leave a comment

oh mom. do I really have to get up?

oh mom. do I really have to get up?

Originally uploaded by angiemckaig

Found on Flickr, by a friend on mine.

June 5, 2008 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment



Originally uploaded by Dumbfoundedone

Apparently, this picture is a new hit on Flickr.com. It’s of Dory, our 2 1/2 year old fat cat (that we watch her weight), and comments are flowing in.

By the way… it is presented “as is”. No editing took place here. I only have a “point and shoot”. I just keep clicking, and clicking, and clicking…..

June 1, 2008 Posted by | dumbfoundedone, Uncategorized | , , , , | Leave a comment

I’m slow… Demonoid is back up up!

My favorite Torrent site is back up. Click picture for link.

June 1, 2008 Posted by | Downloading Rights | , , | 2 Comments

Baby Born With No Brain – CollegeHumor video

Edit: I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes now, and I can hardly breathe. Repeated, this is some funny shit.

I can hardly type…. this is too funny. I swear, I have tears in my eyes right now….

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May 30, 2008 Posted by | Funny | Leave a comment

Monkey Blowjob – CollegeHumor video

I can NOT believe I’m posting this. It was the look on the male’s face that made me do it.

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May 30, 2008 Posted by | Uncategorized | 1 Comment

Superhero Fashion Emergency – CollegeHumor video

I can’t stop laughing.

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May 30, 2008 Posted by | Funny | Leave a comment

Party! I’m havinga!

I was at work today and some woman was talking to me about all natural beef and shit like that. She was as interesting as lint. I found myself zoning out and thinking of other things. This is when I came up with a humorous task. Before the end of the year, I will do the following. When I go to a crowded restaurant and have to give my name so that they have to call me when a table is available, I will do this. I will give the name “Havinga”. That way, when they call me, they will announce “Havinga party of 4… Havinga party of 4”. Get it? Get it? A ha ha ha ha!

BTW… I typed “party” into Google and I came up with this picture. I am still laughing.

May 30, 2008 Posted by | Funny | , , | Leave a comment

Florida Teacher & Students Vote Kid Out Of Class — He’s 5 Yrs Old

Originally posted at Dvorak.org

“Teacher lets Morningside students vote out classmate, 5Melissa Barton said she is considering legal action after her son’s kindergarten teacher led his classmates to vote him out of class.

After each classmate was allowed to say what they didn’t like about Barton’s 5-year-old son, Alex, his Morningside Elementary teacher Wendy Portillo said they were going to take a vote, Barton said.

By a 14 to 2 margin, the students voted Alex — who is in the process of being diagnosed with autism — out of the class.”

Please click here to see the original post. Oh… and if you’re interested, the teacher’s e-mail is located in comment #4

May 26, 2008 Posted by | Stupidity | | 1 Comment

Garbage night…

Mrs. Dumbfoundedone found humor in my “garbage night attire”. I don’t see what’s so funny. Heh, then again, I have been sick for a week.

May 26, 2008 Posted by | dumbfoundedone | , , , | Leave a comment

picture of the day

Uhh… I can’t even imagine how this works.

May 25, 2008 Posted by | picture of the day | | Leave a comment

Blow until firm

I went to the Toronto Marlies game with my buddies Drew and Chris this past Wednesday. They’re in the playoffs, so they want fan support and a lot of noise. Therefore, they gave out these “Thunder Sticks” to bang together. Picture here.

The thing is… at the bottom, it gives inflation instructions. (sorry for the quality)

It’s blurry, so let me tell you what it says.

Thunder Stix

To inflate

Hold plastic open

With thumbs and fingers

Blow in here until firm

I just thought it was funny

May 23, 2008 Posted by | Funny | , , , | Leave a comment